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drunkfeferi:

a quick guide to baby etiquette 

Reblogging again since it is now cold season and, despite the fact that you would think this is common sense, I still have to ask strangers to please stop touching my daughter literally every time we go out. Please remember that what we view as a simple cold can actually put some babies in the hospital!

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Anonymous asked: I have a question, why do you draw Dave as a black male? Like, it is a lovely drawing but, he is not, so meaning it wouldn't necessarily actual fanart, but more like an AU fanart. I don't mean to offend, but it doesn't make sense to me when people change the race/culture of a character, it seems like you're changing the person personality and thus kinda making someone else, and not the actual character. I am sorry if I offend you in anyway, I am just legitly confused about that concept.

casespoopy:

you’re a pretty shitty person for thinking a character can be too black/non white that their personality is completely changed

but anyways

Filed under fuck u anon for real uuuugh black dave is an amazing headcanon idc what anyone says racism // dave homestuck

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reptilereasons:

this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings

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GROSS SOBBING

Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer. 

It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.

Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson.  You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
 Lisa: Oh, Dad --
Homer: No, no, let me finish.  I just want you to know I've always been proud of you.  You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself.  You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you--
 Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
Homer: See?  You're still helping me.


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prostheticknowledge:

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REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

again, i can see this being extremely useful for sex workers who perform irl sexual labour in a one on one setting

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frankenclown:

So basically Kurloz and Gamzee helped Caliborn make his OC cosplay.

Kurloz also helped Gamzee with his codtier outfit.

Clowns confirmed for cosplay artists.

What if GH was also in on the costume love. Imagine this impossibly old troll stitching together outfits for his fellow purple bloods to wear upon ascension to welcome his family in.

Imagine that other trolls fear attacking purple bloods because who is going to risk offending the Grand motherfucking Highblood by cutting up or dirtying an outfit he personally made by hand himself (with clownlove)

omg i just saw this.

the headcanon of GHB with costume love is one that i didn’t know i wanted.

Imagine big gatherings of clowns wearing different, colorful, ridiculous costumes to celebrate some sort of holiday—kind of like the Gathering of the Juggalos, but with 100% more colors and ridiculous outfits.

Filed under frankenbabble cute aus

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gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

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